The M.T.A. Holiday Train Shit Show

If you enjoyed the Holiday Train Show at the New York Botanical Garden, you might want to catch the M.T.A. Holiday Train Shit Show, inspired by some of the greatest achievements of New York’s finest transportation system.

The show is situated in the parking lot behind the 207th Street train yard, in Inwood.

Enjoy classic works by the M.T.A., such as “Track Fire.”

Behold the beauty of “Escalator Repair: Scheduled Completion in 2026.”

All our displays are fabricated from a special compound of floor bagels, rat hair, and tunnel-stalactite juice.

You won’t be able to stop talking about everyone’s favorite piece: “The F Is Running on the C Line Below West Fourth and Making Local Stops on the Express Track Between 6 A.M. and Midnight on Weekends.”

And don’t miss this year’s special exhibition, titled “Penn Station, After Its Seven-Billion-Dollar Renovation Causes the Hub to Collapse In on Itself and Form a Black Hole.”

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